You do know mediocre and pile of shit are two different things, right, so which is it?
But I agree, it's a retread of the first movie that pisses all over the lore. When I can point and the screen and tell you exactly what's gonna be said and/or done at pretty much any given moment, not only did you done fucked it up to quote AJ, you're not even trying. I get that they *have* to reuse certain elements from the OT, especially the first film for the sake of this reboot (I mean that both figuratively and literally), but there's a reason people generally don't like shot-for-shot remakes of classic films and this film was barely even trying to be original.
Add to that the convoluted plot (for starters, there's literally zero reason for Smith to be brought back, and that new actor didn't portray Smith at all, so why even call him Smith absent of any logic for "him" to be "back" in the first place? Why not just make him a whole new badass Agent of the new trilogy for Trinity and Neo to fight? That's what he came across as, anyway) that immediately removed all the stakes as soon as the not-really-spoiler happened and shoddy fight choreography, and I'm almost tempted to say I liked Revolutions better... almost.
Sorry, that movie is a piece of shit through and through, my mind didn't change after watching this. Not only did it destroy the lore like this movie did, but it arguably went a step further and insulted our intelligence while doing it. Like, I STILL, to this day, can't wrap my head around: why TF were the machines helping Neo? Weren't they sent to destroy Zion/The Matrix in the first place? And why did they stop attacking and never come back as soon as Smith (or should I say, the Smiths) were wiped out?
Last edited by KManX89 - on 29 December 2021