EricHiggin on 15 July 2026
Any day now...

'In response to supply chain trends, we will no longer be assembling our consoles with physical memory. As of the launch of PS6, holiday 2027, all RAM will need to be downloaded from the PS Store. This transition has no impact on hardware that already released, or will be releasing, prior to the launch of PS6.'
'This is a natural direction for Sony Interactive Entertainment to adapt to consumer trends as the general preference for affordable hardware outpaces the need for a second or third job. This transition will enable us to align more closely with how most of our community are broke a** ni**as, who'd prefer to be able to afford some software along with the hardware.'
'We’ll continue to prioritize our resources to drive innovation like moving from physical to digital only media. We remain committed to fighting class action lawsuits worldwide for our fans and we thank you for your support.'
PS1 - ! - We must build a console that can alert our enemies.
PS2 - @- We must build a console that offers online living room gaming.
PS3 - #- We must build a console that’s powerful, social, costs and does everything.
PS4 - $- We must build a console that’s affordable, charges for services, and pumps out exclusives.
PRO -%-We must build a console that's VR ready, checkerboard upscales, and sells but a fraction of the money printer.
PS5 - ^ -We must build a console that’s a generational cross product, with RT lighting, and price hiking.
PRO -&- We must build a console that Super Res upscales and continues the cost increases.