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Tag: Hawk - Reluctant Dark Messiah (provided by fkusumot)

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My dad is a bottle collecter.

It sounds so much better than "alcoholic".



                            

The next-gen just started...Get it? Nintendo either.



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

"Where is your report card son, wasn't it due yesterday?"

"Yes dad, but i lent it to bobby, he wants to scare his parents"



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.



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"Knock knock" (or "Knack Knack" if you wish)
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Kaz."
"Interrupting Kaz w..."
"Riiiiiiiiiidge Raceeeeeer!!!!!!!!"



Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay guy's house.

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

The Chicken.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

Please Watch/Share this video so it gets shown in Hollywood.

dad tomato and son tomato

walking down the street a car hits son tomato

dad says; stand up ketchup



Tsubasa Ozora

Keiner kann ihn bremsen, keiner macht ihm was vor. Immer der richtige Schuss, immer zur richtigen Zeit. Superfussball, Fairer Fussball. Er ist unser Torschützenkönig und Held.

Did you hear the one about the gay midget who came out of the cupboard?



My Console Library:

PS5, Switch, XSX

PS4, PS3, PS2, PS1, WiiU, Wii, GCN, N64 SNES, XBO, 360

3DS, DS, GBA, Vita, PSP, Android