This is difficult for me. I'm Spanish, and Spanish jokes don't translate well over English.
Let me see...
"I was about to make a joke of Science, but then I realized that all the students in class Argon"
...another one:
"Jews and Nazis are playing football in a gas chamber. Who wins?
Jews. They're playing at home."
The catholic church have invented a new low-fat communion wafer. They are calling it "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
The police have discovered a book of 20 other women Oscar Pistorius had planned on assasinating.
They've called it "Shinless list"
What did Eathan Mars say when the chicken crossed the road???
tell you a joke? wii u sales and sony will that do?
carlosdonearth said:
tell you a joke? wii u sales and sony will that do?
zippy
I dont get it :/
An Irishman orders three pints of beer and takes a sip from each one. The bartender asks why he doesn't just drink them one at a time. The Irishman tells him that before he moved to America he and his two brothers would gather together at the local pub after work and each have a pink. He says "Sipping each pint reminds my of my brothers."
The Bartender liked the story and as the months passed he would tell it to everyone who looked at the Irishman funny.
Years passed and the Irishman came into the bar and was greeted as usually. Before the Bartender could ready the usually three pints the Irishman holds up his hand and says "Just two pints from now on". The Bartender drops a glass and it shatters on the floor. He looks up with worry in his eyes and says, "I'm so sorry you lost one of your brothers." The Irishman laughs and says, "My brothers are fine, I just gave up drinking."
What was Master Chief doing for the last 5 years?
Trying to figure out why he's having a fourth game!
A lad goes on holiday to Magaluf and texts his mate saying
"Weather out here is just like your mother,36 and hot" his mate replies
"weather back here is just like your sister 16 and wet".
| irstupid said: sounds more like a pick up line than a joke. A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb." When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.'' |
Haha, good one! 
Reminds me of this one;
A young, newly married couple were going to Jamaica on their honeymoon, they had agreed beforehand that they were gonna visit a nudist beach, to try something new and exciting. The day before they left, the husband decided to prepare a surprise for his wife and had a tattoo artist tattoo her name on his penis. Her first name, Wendy, was tattooed onto his erect penis but when it was flaccid, only the letters "WY" showed. They arrived in Jamaica and the husband made sure not to reveal the surprise on the trip down. He decided they should visit the nudist beach on the first day so he could show here the marvel he had created. They went down there and undressed, he showed her the penis and even stretched it out so her full name showed. She giggled and thought it was both cute and damn funny all at once. They were strolling the beach when they ran into a big black guy with his girlfriend, walking hand in hand and bare-assed as they were born. The black guy packing some down there and the newlyweds quickly discovered the "WY" showing on his flaccid penis and pointed at it. "Wow, is your wife's name Wendy too?" The black guy looked quickly down and up again and answered; "Nooee, mann! Mine be saying; "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"
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