3 friends, a Xbox fan, a Playstation fan and a Nintendo fan went to the bar.

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One day a Turk and his camel were walking in a desert when they meet a stranger.
Stranger asks: Where are you going with this donkey ?
Turk replies: Are you blind to see this is not a donkey ?
Stranger quickly replies: I am not talking to you, I am talking to the camel.

don't worry, neither do they!

-Hello, are you There?
- No, im Jack

I wanted to tell a joke about Liam Neeson but all the good ones are taken, and don't even try with the silly ones those are taken 2 :(

Here's a joke:

Xbox has games.....

Nintendo is hardcore!

Sony is not losing money.

:D

-two grandmas are sitting in a dark room

-the third comes in and turns on the light

Knock knock... Who the f... is there? Barack Obama.

"The female victim was found murdered in the public restrooms. Scan shows no signs of resistance."


"Well, it looks like the murderer caught her..."


*puts on sunglasses*


"...with her pants down."


YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when a naked blonde does a handstand?

A brunette with bad breath.

Two whales walk into a bar, they both sit down and the bartender asks the first whale:

"What will you have to drink today?"

The first whale says:

"OOooooUUuuOOOOUUuuuuoooOOOO"

The second whale turns and tells the first whale:

"Shut up Frank, you're drunk!!"