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Does it?

Yes 18 18.18%
 
No 66 66.67%
 
It would make you bisexual 14 14.14%
 
Total:98

I think it certifies you as AAA hetero to tell you the truth. The whole attraction to watching girl-on-girl action or vice versa is to avoid having to look at the unattractive parts of the same sex.

If you like male hairy ass it is all good young lady. You fit in here just fine with all of the dudes with an affinity to curvy creatures.

Lol edit: I wrote fit in her instead of fit in here and opposite sex instead of same sex.



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Player2 said:
ICANNEVERLOGIN said:
ghost_of_fazz said:
It doesn't make you lesbian, really. Maybe you like it because you have double the guys on screen.

Also, you should not watch porn with your family around.


The thing that made me make this thread was because I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IT ON THE SCREEN wHILE I WENT TO GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. And my mom and brothers saw it................. yeah.

So this is what happened?

Also the answer to the question in the OP is no. Your brother is probably messing with you for the laughs.

where is the keyboard?



Torillian said:
Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  


You like to over analyse everything don't you?



SamuelRSmith said:
d21lewis said:
If I (a man) watch porn with a naked guy having sex with a woman, it is not gay. It should be gay because I'm looking at another man's naked penis on screen but it's not. So, if I watch a video with two or women on screen, it is actually less gay. I once watched a video called "No Man's Land" that featured nothing but women and, by the end of the movie, I knew how to rebuild a transmission.

As a female, the more penises on screen, the less gay it is for you. It's simple mathematics.

I haven't seen a penis outside the locker room in many-a-year. My secret? The Maddox thumb trick.

http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=cMaoUumZOd0C&pg=PA182&lpg=PA182&dq=maddox+thumb+trick&source=bl&ots=okVGJLqS-H&sig=NnjxtJCckErlPscJnsjLDIcFdzY&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kAhzUPbaOoWhiAfgnIHwBA&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=maddox%20thumb%20trick&f=false


(Images have been edited out... whether this is for copyright or offense reasons, I do not know).

Now that you know, any erect penis (which isn't yours) that you see is entirely optional. That is, if you see another man's penis on your screen, that was totally your choice, and you may need to talk to somebody about this.

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@OP: Yes, it makes you a lesbian, but only after there are many, many dudes on the screen. Why? The law of diminishing utility.

The first penis has positive utility, let's say it's 100.
The second penis has a positive utility of 60. You enjoy it, but most of your excitement would have been there with just the one.
Third penis is utility of 40.
etc,. By the time you get to seven or eight, any additional penises add no additional benefit.

Then we get into the realms of negative utility. Imagine beers, the first few have high utility, but utility starts falling fast. After a while, beers have very little positive effect, but greatly increase your chance of vomit. That is, the negative utility becomes higher than the positive utility. So, utility diminishes to negative.

I imagine the same rings true for penises. So, once you get to 10 or so penises, they start to have a negative utility. By about 15 or so, the total utility derived is probably in the negatives. A negative penis is a vagina. If you watching porn with fewer than 15 penises, you're probably straight... one more penis and you're going to hell, missy.

(This post had the word "penis" included 12 times, and "vagina" once. I think this roughly balances out as being a just-about-straight post).

That made no sense at all.



PullusPardus said:
Torillian said:
Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  


You like to over analyse everything don't you?

I couldn't help myself but try to think of what logic the brother could possibly be using, this is the best I came up with.  



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Torillian said:
PullusPardus said:
Torillian said:
Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  


You like to over analyse everything don't you?

I couldn't help myself but try to think of what logic the brother could possibly be using, this is the best I came up with.  

Alternatively, NFG made up her brother's (Bacon's?) statement to tell us that she enjoys gay porn more *ahem* subtly than last time

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Torillian said:
Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  

Why would I watch 2 or more guys having sex so I can think about all the girls I'm gonna get??? ?? ? ? ? ? D?VS d



Kantor said:
Torillian said:
PullusPardus said:
Torillian said:
Kantor said:
How on earth could looking at two naked men having sex make you a lesbian?

My assumption is that he's making a goof about the reason she likes the idea of man on man.  If she liked man on man because that means more women left out there for her than yeah that'd be lesbianic.  However if that were the reason you liked the general concept of man on man you wouldn't watch it, there'd be no reason to, you'd just like the idea that it's out there somewhere helping you score more ladies yourself.  


You like to over analyse everything don't you?

I couldn't help myself but try to think of what logic the brother could possibly be using, this is the best I came up with.  

Alternatively, NFG made up her brother's (Bacon's?) statement to tell us that she enjoys gay porn more *ahem* subtly than last time

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UHM I HAVE 4 BROTHERS AND I STATED I THINK TWICE IN THIS THREAD IT WASN'T BACON. He doesn't care that I watch it cause fuck he watches it too. He's gay sooooooooooOoOoOoO He definitely wouldn't be the one calling me a lesbian. My brother Dustin does a lot and he says it seriously. He calls me dyke and lessie all the time and it's getting annoying.

 

U GUYS NEW I LIEKED THIS STUFF WAY B4. Like this is 2008/2009 shiz right here man!



Red4ADevil said:
No, simple as that.


I myself can't get enough of lesbian porn but I still don't have an attraction for guys. The only way to actually become gay (i posted this on another thread) is for something in your brain to "click" psychologists have been researching this for a long time with no results. Also a gay person can turn back straight (but it has to click though)

Just on a side note......Make sure you post NSFW. The next time you feel like posting subjects like these.


so something in your brain... clicks.. and you suddenly want to have a penis inside of you, or want ur penis inside the tentacles of a vagina..

 

okay..... HUNNY, YOU DO NOT KNOW THA SHIT.. I IZ NOT GOIN TO BE NO STRAIGHT BOY NO MATTA WHAT BITCH! I want cock.. I don't want that wound thing.. with a small penis on top.. that just doesn't attract me..



 

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spurgeonryan said:
No. It does mean that you are not afraid of pointy objects though. You should be a dentist when you grow up.pu

But what for does a dentist need a tangerine?



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