Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

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bananaking21 on 04 August 2012

Mr Khan said:

bananaking21 said:

Viper1 said:

bananaking21 said:

AbbathTheGrim said:
hmm, I always thought the reason involved lack of creativity.

just wait and see how almost every nintendo fan on this site are gonna start fighting with you like you were there life long nemesis for saying that!

Just wait and see how almost no Nintendo fan on this site has started fighting with him like he were the life long nemesis for saying that!

I'm just curious if you read any posts after his before posting?

no i havent, is he one of those people who enter every nintendo thread and post ani nintendo posts?

Not every thread, but he has a history of subtle trolling like that.

lool ohh ok... i guess i was wrong then

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curl-6 on 04 August 2012

Frozone said:
Oops meant these games, as in most Mario games and they suck because its the same repetitive childish storyline every game. Odd how COD gets put down for that but Mario can.

Because Mario's not about story.

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arcane_chaos on 04 August 2012

Viper1 said:

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Ajescent said:

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we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

they all just missed that episode of Maury where Peach brought Bowser in for a paternity test

But the tests came back inconclusive.

The lab didn't know they had to test for reptilian proteins in Peach's blood sample.

true...but then peach released the sex tape and it cleary showed Bowser wearing no protection. lol

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Viper1 on 04 August 2012

arcane_chaos said:

Viper1 said:

arcane_chaos said:

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

they all just missed that episode of Maury where Peach brought Bowser in for a paternity test

But the tests came back inconclusive.

The lab didn't know they had to test for reptilian proteins in Peach's blood sample.

true...but then peach released the sex tape and it cleary showed Bowser wearing no protection. lol

Indeed. I mean he can't wear that shell when she straddles him.

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NintendoPie on 05 August 2012

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Lol, the bean's have been spilled before! SMS totally show's what you've expected all along!

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