Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

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Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Lol, the bean's have been spilled before! SMS totally show's what you've expected all along!