Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

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Viper1 on 04 August 2012

I wrote a tabloid style article on this back in 2003.

"Mama Peach" ~Bowser Jr.

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Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

Hell, they outright stated it in Super Mario Sunshine

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arcane_chaos on 04 August 2012

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

they all just missed that episode of Maury where Peach brought Bowser in for a paternity test

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Viper1 on 04 August 2012

arcane_chaos said:

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

they all just missed that episode of Maury where Peach brought Bowser in for a paternity test

But the tests came back inconclusive.

The lab didn't know they had to test for reptilian proteins in Peach's blood sample.

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NightDragon83 said:
Old. But still funny. I wish they'd make a 2D Mario game where you can actually play as Peach or other characters to mix things up...

How about this one?

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AbbathTheGrim said:
hmm, I always thought the reason involved lack of creativity.

just wait and see how almost every nintendo fan on this site are gonna start fighting with you like you were there life long nemesis for saying that!

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bananaking21 said:

AbbathTheGrim said:
hmm, I always thought the reason involved lack of creativity.

just wait and see how almost every nintendo fan on this site are gonna start fighting with you like you were there life long nemesis for saying that!

Just wait and see how almost no Nintendo fan on this site has started fighting with him like he were the life long nemesis for saying that!

I'm just curious if you read any posts after his before posting?

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Sal.Paradise said:

NightDragon83 said:
Old. But still funny. I wish they'd make a 2D Mario game where you can actually play as Peach or other characters to mix things up...

How about this one?

LoL i knew someone was gonna bring that up! And no, because lame spinoffs don't count. I want a new SMB game in the style of 2.

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Viper1 said:

bananaking21 said:

AbbathTheGrim said:
hmm, I always thought the reason involved lack of creativity.

just wait and see how almost every nintendo fan on this site are gonna start fighting with you like you were there life long nemesis for saying that!

Just wait and see how almost no Nintendo fan on this site has started fighting with him like he were the life long nemesis for saying that!

I'm just curious if you read any posts after his before posting?

no i havent, is he one of those people who enter every nintendo thread and post ani nintendo posts?

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bananaking21 said:

Viper1 said:

bananaking21 said:

AbbathTheGrim said:
hmm, I always thought the reason involved lack of creativity.

just wait and see how almost every nintendo fan on this site are gonna start fighting with you like you were there life long nemesis for saying that!

Just wait and see how almost no Nintendo fan on this site has started fighting with him like he were the life long nemesis for saying that!

I'm just curious if you read any posts after his before posting?

no i havent, is he one of those people who enter every nintendo thread and post ani nintendo posts?

Not every thread, but he has a history of subtle trolling like that.

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