Mystery solved: Why Peach always gets "Kidnapped"

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arcane_chaos said:

Ajescent said:

arcane_chaos said:
we all knew peach was a whore in the first place...where do you think bowser jr. came from? she just pretends to get kidnapped because Bowser has full custody of the kid. :p

Been saying that for years, no one believes me.

they all just missed that episode of Maury where Peach brought Bowser in for a paternity test

But the tests came back inconclusive.

The lab didn't know they had to test for reptilian proteins in Peach's blood sample.