Maybe, but you are wrong this time at least. 

No shit, Sherlock. Or am I missing something?

Well I know it's obvious, but I came from a pretty conservative small town where macho bullshit reigned and being seen as gay was worthy of scorn. Therefore, being called gay or fag was an insult, so people tried to avoid it at all costs. Sadly, this sort of ignorance has persisted and some people - even as adults, can't differentiate between what actually is gay and what isn't, so they misrepresent things and get offended at the suggestion someone finger their butthole. 

In reality, sex is and can be wonderful and creative. I think too many people are shutting themselves off to great experiences due to a misapplication of logic. In this case, lots of straight guys I know are turned off by butt stuff not because they don't like it, but because they think they might like it and that would make them gay, thus invalidating their status as straight. 

Not an issue in my city, thankfully, but the occasional homophobic statements masked as "funny remarks" in local social media really make me roll my eyes. I mean, at the end of the day those are just dumb commets in Facebook, Instagram, etc., but all this stuff isn't going to become normalized if all that shit continues. 

Finally! I can like my gay porn and not be gay! I was afraid of being a hetero male but liking lesbian porn would make me a lesbian. This topic woke me!

What if that person IDs as a transwoman but only when there's a penis in their (they/them) butt but then a vagina is inserted into their butt instead, a vagina they thought was going to ID as a penis, who's nonbinary then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOMLgoKcnH8

Coming to VGChartz and suddenly finding this on the main page is weird (and I'm not sure if I understand the reasons why), but I totally agree with all the OP said.

Anyway, for the sake of contributing to this post in a somewhat meaningful way, I'll make a little suggestion for anyone interested (who hasn't tried it yet): if you don't mind buying an anal plug or dildo or whatever, just do it and try using it while jerking off. Only then you'll know what the word 'pleasure' trully means.

Well, they were suffering because of being gay (which itself is a label of course), so it makes sense for them to group up so they can gain more strength to fight for their rights. The problem is that them being gay was ever brought up so much when it should have simply been 'Oh, you like the same gender? Cool!'.

Most people already have things they can use to try out things before having to spend money on this. For example, most people have fingers, and you can probably get a good idea just with them. I've read hollow glass objects can be quite risky though because, uh, they can break and it'll be a huge mess and pain (literally) when that happens, so have some common sense as well. Still, if you're interested in trying, you probably have something usable already.

I don't know about having a dick in your butt, but eating pizzas definitly makes you Italian