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KungKras on 29 January 2013
oldschoolfool said:
I'm an atheist,but all of you need to show some respect. Trying making of the muslim relgion in the middle east and see what happens. Most people take there religion very seriously and in America your free 2 believe what you want 2 believe. I don't agree with religion,but I'm not going to just bash and make fun of what people believe and how they see the world. I just don't get post like these.

That's why we need more "draw mohammed days" and the like. Muslims need to get used to the possiblity of being satirized or critisized. If they can get away with the offended card for anything, the world is going to suffer. So, yea, more jokes can only do good in the long run!



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S.T.A.G.E. on 29 January 2013
Chrizum said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Cub said:
God is homosexual


If god is in everything wouldn't that make him A-sexual?

I'd say that would make him extremely sexual.


LOL So now I know how the big bang started and theres so much white stuff floating through space.



Chrizum on 29 January 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Chrizum said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Cub said:
God is homosexual


If god is in everything wouldn't that make him A-sexual?

I'd say that would make him extremely sexual.


LOL So now I know how the big bang started and theres so much white stuff floating through space.

We finally have the answer to everything! I guess Freud was right after all; everything is sex!



GameAnalyser on 29 January 2013

Beware of Kratos. He simply couldn't stand the Greek Gods. Now an extremely sexual or A-sexual one, we're yet to see,



Dr.Grass on 29 January 2013

Dear Mr.God,

I would be very happy indeed if you could tell me why there is a nuclear force present in his nature you've so carefully crafted.

I will dedicate my Nobel prize to you.

Yours sincerely



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richardhutnik on 29 January 2013
KungKras said:
oldschoolfool said:
I'm an atheist,but all of you need to show some respect. Trying making of the muslim relgion in the middle east and see what happens. Most people take there religion very seriously and in America your free 2 believe what you want 2 believe. I don't agree with religion,but I'm not going to just bash and make fun of what people believe and how they see the world. I just don't get post like these.

That's why we need more "draw mohammed days" and the like. Muslims need to get used to the possiblity of being satirized or critisized. If they can get away with the offended card for anything, the world is going to suffer. So, yea, more jokes can only do good in the long run!

Does that involve drawing Mohammed, or drawing Mohammed in a costume so Mohammed couldn't be recognized (like on South Park):



hunter_alien on 31 January 2013
Lelouch_Vi_Brittania said:
hunter_alien said:
If I would have even the basic IT knowledge, I could find out where you live, go and kill you = you are not god.


I already did that, but when I arrived at his home I passed out, then I woke up at home, and just 2 minutes have passed, he is GOD




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DiscussionTime on 01 February 2013
Chrizum said:

I really am. Unless you can prove I'm not.

Being God, I can tell you being gay definitely is not a sin, you don't go to heaven when you die, and the Earth is billions of years old. Also, I didn't create life.

So, can you prove I'm not God? If you can't, start bowing down to my Greatness, because I have no mercy on those that don't!!

I can totally prove you are not.

1. You are on vgchartz. God wouldn't have an interest in video games, let alone one forum out of hundreds of gaming web sites.

1.b. You are at the mercy of vgchartz mods. Mere humans have the power to ban God? Inconcievable.

2. You have parents, who would probably smack u upside your head if they read this thread you created lol. Unless your mom and dads name is Mary and Joseph and your posting from Israel, you are not God.

3. God wouldn't talk down to heaven, he would endorse it.

4. How old are you?



Chrizum on 01 February 2013
DiscussionTime said:
Chrizum said:

I really am. Unless you can prove I'm not.

Being God, I can tell you being gay definitely is not a sin, you don't go to heaven when you die, and the Earth is billions of years old. Also, I didn't create life.

So, can you prove I'm not God? If you can't, start bowing down to my Greatness, because I have no mercy on those that don't!!

I can totally prove you are not.

1. You are on vgchartz. God wouldn't have an interest in video games, let alone one forum out of hundreds of gaming web sites.

1.b. You are at the mercy of vgchartz mods. Mere humans have the power to ban God? Inconcievable.

2. You have parents, who would probably smack u upside your head if they read this thread you created lol. Unless your mom and dads name is Mary and Joseph and your posting from Israel, you are not God.

3. God wouldn't talk down to heaven, he would endorse it.

4. How old are you?

You have tried, but failed, my child.

1. Yes, I am on VGChartz. I am also on YouPorn. I am everywhere, I'm God!

1b. You would believe me to be at the mercy of the mods, but perhaps they are at the mercy of me...

2. I do not have parents, as I am the creator of all, myself included! (now that is intelligent design)

3. Listen to me, there is no afterlife. This is it. You got one shot in the heaven that is Earth! For realz yo dawg.

4. Exactly the age of all humans who have ever lived combined.



DiscussionTime on 01 February 2013
Chrizum said:
DiscussionTime said:

I can totally prove you are not.

1. You are on vgchartz. God wouldn't have an interest in video games, let alone one forum out of hundreds of gaming web sites.

1.b. You are at the mercy of vgchartz mods. Mere humans have the power to ban God? Inconcievable.

2. You have parents, who would probably smack u upside your head if they read this thread you created lol. Unless your mom and dads name is Mary and Joseph and your posting from Israel, you are not God.

3. God wouldn't talk down to heaven, he would endorse it.

4. How old are you?

You have tried, but failed, my child.

1. Yes, I am on VGChartz. I am also on YouPorn. I am everywhere, I'm God!

1b. You would believe me to be at the mercy of the mods, but perhaps they are at the mercy of me...

2. I do not have parents, as I am the creator of all, myself included! (now that is intelligent design)

3. Listen to me, there is no afterlife. This is it. You got one shot in the heaven that is Earth! For realz yo dawg.

4. Exactly the age of all humans who have ever lived combined.

An athiest with delusions of grandeur.

A God who lives with his parents.

A God who is at the mercy of cable providers and mere mortal mods.

Take your pick.

EDIT: Furthermore, you can't be god because you are squandering your existance. Instead of spreading the word on a mass scale and trying to undo the injustices in the world.....your playing Xbox, and spreading the word to forum dwellers....hardly the proper base to start a religious movement :P