I am God

[Chrizum]

DiscussionTime said:

Chrizum said:

I really am. Unless you can prove I'm not.

Being God, I can tell you being gay definitely is not a sin, you don't go to heaven when you die, and the Earth is billions of years old. Also, I didn't create life.

So, can you prove I'm not God? If you can't, start bowing down to my Greatness, because I have no mercy on those that don't!!

I can totally prove you are not.

1. You are on vgchartz. God wouldn't have an interest in video games, let alone one forum out of hundreds of gaming web sites.

1.b. You are at the mercy of vgchartz mods. Mere humans have the power to ban God? Inconcievable.

2. You have parents, who would probably smack u upside your head if they read this thread you created lol. Unless your mom and dads name is Mary and Joseph and your posting from Israel, you are not God.

3. God wouldn't talk down to heaven, he would endorse it.

4. How old are you?

You have tried, but failed, my child.

1. Yes, I am on VGChartz. I am also on YouPorn. I am everywhere, I'm God!

1b. You would believe me to be at the mercy of the mods, but perhaps they are at the mercy of me...

2. I do not have parents, as I am the creator of all, myself included! (now that is intelligent design)

3. Listen to me, there is no afterlife. This is it. You got one shot in the heaven that is Earth! For realz yo dawg.

4. Exactly the age of all humans who have ever lived combined.