Chrizum said:
DiscussionTime said:
I can totally prove you are not.
1. You are on vgchartz. God wouldn't have an interest in video games, let alone one forum out of hundreds of gaming web sites.
1.b. You are at the mercy of vgchartz mods. Mere humans have the power to ban God? Inconcievable.
2. You have parents, who would probably smack u upside your head if they read this thread you created lol. Unless your mom and dads name is Mary and Joseph and your posting from Israel, you are not God.
3. God wouldn't talk down to heaven, he would endorse it.
4. How old are you?
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You have tried, but failed, my child.
1. Yes, I am on VGChartz. I am also on YouPorn. I am everywhere, I'm God!
1b. You would believe me to be at the mercy of the mods, but perhaps they are at the mercy of me...
2. I do not have parents, as I am the creator of all, myself included! (now that is intelligent design)
3. Listen to me, there is no afterlife. This is it. You got one shot in the heaven that is Earth! For realz yo dawg.
4. Exactly the age of all humans who have ever lived combined.
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An athiest with delusions of grandeur.
A God who lives with his parents.
A God who is at the mercy of cable providers and mere mortal mods.
Take your pick.
EDIT: Furthermore, you can't be god because you are squandering your existance. Instead of spreading the word on a mass scale and trying to undo the injustices in the world.....your playing Xbox, and spreading the word to forum dwellers....hardly the proper base to start a religious movement :P
