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noname2200 said:
NiKKoM said:



HOW CAN THEY BE MUTANT TURTLES WHEN THEY ARE ALIENS????

Stop being so terrestialist. Aliens can be mutants too.

Bigot.

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.



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Don't be so negative guys. It can't possibly be worse than Transformers.



updated: 14.01.2012

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Hype-o-meter, from least to most hyped:  the Last Story, Twisted Metal, Mass Effect 3, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Playstation ViTA

bet with Mordred11 that Rage will look better on Xbox 360.

Cheebee said:
noname2200 said:
NiKKoM said:



HOW CAN THEY BE MUTANT TURTLES WHEN THEY ARE ALIENS????

Stop being so terrestialist. Aliens can be mutants too.

Bigot.

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.

maybe they are mutated Long Gui?



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Porcupine_I said:
Cheebee said:

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.

maybe they are mutated Long Gui?

Then they should call 'em Teenage Mutant Ninja Long Gui. Not turtles.



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Cheebee said:
Porcupine_I said:
Cheebee said:

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.

maybe they are mutated Long Gui?

Then they should call 'em Teenage Mutant Ninja Long Gui. Not turtles.

but we call Peanuts Peanuts too, because they look like nuts, but the are not nuts.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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Teenage Alien Ninja Turtle-like-beings...

for some reason it doesn't flow as nicely from your mouth as the original



 

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You people gotta cut Michael Bay some slack.

What many of you don't know is that Michael Bay grew up on an abandoned military base. He lost his mother at 7 when she stepped on a landmine. There's also the tragedy of his older brother's death: he had taken up smoking and sneaked into the shed in the backyard to have a cigarette when he accidentally set fire to some leftover gun powder which in turn triggered the explosion of the missiles housed inside the shed (thankfully it was the 4th of July so at least the event wasn't all bad since young Michael saw a fireworks show like never before).

So we can't blame Michael Bay for stuffing his movies full of nothing but explosions, that's all he knows.



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NiKKoM said:
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtle-like-beings...

for some reason it doesn't flow as nicely from your mouth as the original

Wait! Ninjitsu originated from Japan, Earth so they can't really be Ninjas.



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TruckOSaurus said:
NiKKoM said:
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtle-like-beings...

for some reason it doesn't flow as nicely from your mouth as the original

Wait! Ninjitsu originated from Japan, Earth so they can't really be Ninjas.

In Michael Bayverse Ninjas are an ancient alien rat-like race form and there is only one left called Splinter.. Who teach the Turtles ..wait.. Alien Turtle-like beings the mighty art of Ninjitsu.. years ago Splinters ancestor landed on earth teaching the japanese Ninjitsu...

I think I have a chance of 80% of this being correct..



 

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Cheebee said:

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.

I have definitive evidence that turtles did not originate on our planet, though.

Skeptic.

Curse your precious "logic." I am foiled again!