Michael Bay is ruining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot

[NiKKoM]

TruckOSaurus said:

NiKKoM said:
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtle-like-beings...

for some reason it doesn't flow as nicely from your mouth as the original

Wait! Ninjitsu originated from Japan, Earth so they can't really be Ninjas.

In Michael Bayverse Ninjas are an ancient alien rat-like race form and there is only one left called Splinter.. Who teach the Turtles ..wait.. Alien Turtle-like beings the mighty art of Ninjitsu.. years ago Splinters ancestor landed on earth teaching the japanese Ninjitsu...

I think I have a chance of 80% of this being correct..