Michael Bay is ruining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot

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Cheebee said:

Mutants, yes, turtles, not so much. Turtles are from earth. If they're aliens, they can't be turtles.

I have definitive evidence that turtles did not originate on our planet, though.

Skeptic.

Curse your precious "logic." I am foiled again!