And to nobody’s shock, Sony continues to sink even lower than they already have, arguing that “no reasonable person expects to own this thing we hit ‘purchase’ on” and that apparently, everybody buys the same digital copy on the PlayStation Store ‘cuz nobody else could buy the game if person A owned it outright. I’m not joking, they literally argued that last bit in court. 
| As Plaintiffs admit, Section 1 of the SPLA likewise explains that “The Software is licensed to you, not sold.” This makes sense. In the digital age, it is not plausible to allege that reasonable consumers believed they were obtaining ‘ownership’ of a digital game. Were that the case, then Plaintiff Edward Heycock would not have been able to obtain the game Resident Evil Requiem on February 25, 2026, for $69.99 from the PlayStation Store after Plaintiff Jason Mendoza had obtained Resident Evil Requiem on February 14, 2026, because Mr. Mendoza, not Sony, would have owned it then. |
My IQ actually dropped reading that shit. Sony thinks we’re stupid for daring to think we own the shit we buy? That we should be entitled to not have it fucking stolen from our library after “purchasing” without a refund (basic consumer rights)? Well, I guess they win because hearing their whole justification for why it’s apparently ludicrous actually made me stupider, el oh el.
It’s almost like owning that copy doesn’t mean you own the IP and the stuff on it.
I’d love for them to take PlayStation discs from somebody’s house and claim no property was stolen because it was only a “license”. My guess is, no, I bet the damn house it would not end well for them, that’s how confident I am it would net them jail time and a criminal record, though I honestly wouldn’t put it past them at this point.
Reid Boehm did a great skit on this:
I’ve lost all faith in humanity if the judge doesn’t immediately see right through the bullshit IRL like the cosplayed plaintiff(s) in that skit. That is one of the absolute dumbest things I’ve ever heard anybody say in my life, and that’s saying something, too.
Last edited by KManX89 - on 03 September 2026