Guessed by @UnderwaterFunktown
- the soundtrack to me getting ready to do another write-up on this masterpiece -
Dude, this game flarking rocks.
Maybe that's a cringe way to start this, but it's probably what the developers would want someone to say about this game, because it's the vibe it exudes. Yeah, I suppose it can be cringe from an outside view, but this game is extremely unapologetic in how it goes about its business, it's completely unashamed of being what it is, and that is Guardians of the Galaxy through and through.
It's not exactly a secret how much this franchise and these characters mean to me, what with me sporting Rocket avatars on this site ever since the first movie blew my mind back in 2014, but that isn't to say a game gets #1 on this list for free just for having the Guardians of the Galaxy name attached to it - and I thank the Telltale game for existing, because it proves my point by being nowhere on the list at all. And I don't even dislike the Telltale game or anything, I actually enjoyed it quite a bit! Just shows that, even with the Guardians, I can still be critical.
Hell, if anything, it's with Guardians that I'm the most critical.
The movies have given me a depiction of these characters that I've grown so fond of, so attached to, and in whom I believe so much, they feel like real people to me. And because of that, it's so hard for any other depiction of them to impact me much at all, it's so hard for any other depiction to not feel like a derivative wannabe. More than hard, I thought it was impossible. That is, until this game came out.
It's so apparent from the first second, even from the title screen, that this is a game the developers put their hearts into. People complained at the time that Eidos-Montréal was being "forced" to work on this licensed IP game instead of finishing their Deus Ex trilogy (and don't get me started on them being shut down while working on said Deus Ex game...), but clearly no one at the studio felt forced because this game is a work of love through and through.
You start the game and the first thing you see is young Peter Quill, in his basement bedroom, listening to an album by the metal band "Star-Lord" (yes, made entirely for this game), until getting interrupted by a mother with the most 80's hairdo you'll ever see. And already in this first scene, you can see the nuance in her emotions, the incredible performance by the actors and animators who were so dedicated to making this story as amazing as it could be. Yeah, this can be kind of a "movie game", and those aren't usually the thing I'm into, but there's nothing that matters more to me in Guardians of the Galaxy than characters I can believe in, and they absolutely delivered on that here.
Sharing a spaceship with these weirdos was the experience of a lifetime. I love the Guardians so much. Yet for much of this game, it feels like you're trying to keep together magnets that keep pulling away from each other, it feels like the closer you try to bring them together, the more likely they are to explode. And with how deeply I cared for these characters, that feeling made a lot of the game feel incredibly tense, as the group's leader it makes you feel like everything that goes wrong is your fault, even when things are clearly scripted to happen that way anyway (though sometimes you don't know, with how good this game is at giving the illusion of choice). But then, when things start to turn around towards the end, well, I can't even put in words how it made me feel. Actually being able to bring this group together to save the galaxy was as thrilling and rewarding of an experience as it gets.
I can't even begin to express how well these characters were portrayed here. Jon McLaren is Star-Lord. Alex Weiner is Rocket. Jason Cavalier is Drax. Kimberly-Sue Murray is Gamora. Robert Montcalm is Groot. All of them completely embodied these characters and made them so real, so deep, so compelling, so likeable... and so did all the other actors for the other characters too. The whole thing is written unbelievably well, it's easily the best writing I've ever seen in a videogame. You hear thousands upon thousands of voice lines throughout the game, these guys seriously never shut up, yet every single thing they say feels meaningful, everything adds to their character in some way, and they pretty much never repeat a voice line ever, except for a few ones common in combat.
I'll never forgive Square-Enix and Embracer for what they did to this studio and this game's future. Because yeah, while the story here does come to a decent enough conclusion, there was so much room for an even more amazing sequel and just about everyone involved with this game expressed an interest in making that sequel, which now feels nearly impossible. A pipedream of a pipedream. And that's the only thing about this game that makes me genuinely sad.
Still, I'm so grateful we got what we got.
For years, I used to daydream of what a Guardians of the Galaxy game could be like. I knew one would get made at some point, but I always figured it'd never come close to being as good as I dreamed up in my head. Instead, we got a game that made my dream look like a joke. It's seriously that good.
This is the most special game in the world to me. If it never gets a sequel, it'll always be. The Guardians are in my heart forever. These Guardians. I love you guys.
Happy new year's.
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