Let's see if the users at VGChartz are good at making people laugh. Tell any joke or short funny story you remember. Even if it's not that good.

I'll start:

Two workers, let's call them Dave and Mark, where working at their desks.

Dave: Hey, Mark, do you want to work today?

Mark: No.

Dave: Neither do I. Let's see if the boss let us go home.

Mark: I don't think he will.

Dave: I got a plan!

The boss arrives and see Dave hanging upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss: Hey! What are you doing hanging up there? Get back to your seat!

Dave: I can't! I'm a lightbulb.

Boss: Stop that nonsense. Get back to work!

Dave: I'm a lightbulb!

Boss: Geez... All that work made him crazy... Listen, you can take a break, go home for the day.

Dave: Thank you, boss!

Mark: Then I'm also going home, boss.

Boss: What? Why?!

Mark: How I'm supposed to work at the dark?

Title: The Moscow Motherfucker
A flash fiction by Jumpin

One day there was a Russian man who liked Russian dolls. He was a very wealthy Russian man, who never smiled. That is, until that Russian man got ahold of his Russian dolls. The Russian dolls were painted by Russian artists to simulate the Russian man’s Russian dream. The Russian man was Vladimir Putin, and he lived in Russia’s Kremlin Palace. Inside each Russian doll was another Russian doll. Vladimir used his wealth to have the son painted exactly in his likeness! Because he always dreamed of coming inside his mother. The smallest Russian Doll was Kim Jong Un.

Near future. Two Aliens fly by Earth and scan the planet. One Alien goes to the other, the dominant life form have Satalite based nuclear weapons. The other asks, "Are they intelligent?" to which the first replies "I don't think so, they've aimed them at themselves"