Jumpin on 24 October 2024
Title: The Moscow Motherfucker
A flash fiction by Jumpin
One day there was a Russian man who liked Russian dolls. He was a very wealthy Russian man, who never smiled. That is, until that Russian man got ahold of his Russian dolls. The Russian dolls were painted by Russian artists to simulate the Russian man’s Russian dream. The Russian man was Vladimir Putin, and he lived in Russia’s Kremlin Palace. Inside each Russian doll was another Russian doll. Vladimir used his wealth to have the son painted exactly in his likeness! Because he always dreamed of coming inside his mother. The smallest Russian Doll was Kim Jong Un.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.
