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Let's see if the users at VGChartz are good at making people laugh. Tell any joke or short funny story you remember. Even if it's not that good.

I'll start:

Two workers, let's call them Dave and Mark, where working at their desks.

Dave: Hey, Mark, do you want to work today?

Mark: No.

Dave: Neither do I. Let's see if the boss let us go home.

Mark: I don't think he will.

Dave: I got a plan!

The boss arrives and see Dave hanging upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss: Hey! What are you doing hanging up there? Get back to your seat!

Dave: I can't! I'm a lightbulb.

Boss: Stop that nonsense. Get back to work!

Dave: I'm a lightbulb!

Boss: Geez... All that work made him crazy... Listen, you can take a break, go home for the day.

Dave: Thank you, boss!

Mark: Then I'm also going home, boss.

Boss: What? Why?!

Mark: How I'm supposed to work at the dark?