Kids are sometimes annoying and sometimes funny. So I neither love or hate them, I am pretty neutral to kids. Babies on the other hand I hate. Especially when they cry non stop on public transport. Unlike kids they don't have a positive quality to offset the negative for me.

I'll never abandon him!! Though I almost did when I was a teenager because I felt so awkward trying to hang on to the past. :( 

Growing up it'd always annoy me when people say they didn't like kids, like, what the hell is wrong with you, you were a kid too? We've all been kids, I thought it was ridiculous to say something like that.

As an adult I've clicked the second option on the poll. Betrayed myself, not particularly proud of it

I work at a school. I take care of kids.

Most of them are really good kids.

I must say am delighted to now be able to put that $5.00 Psychology diploma that I ordered from the back of a cereal box to good use. So this is a big fuck you to all those who insinuated that I bought I mean earned my diploma thinking Physiology and Psychology are the same thing and I would never get to practice the psychotic arts. now that's off my chest.

Dear client: What you are really trying to say is my name is Salnax and we Salnax's are loud make high pitched screeching noises are messy and have a sense of humour that makes dumb dad jokes seem like an art form, now dear naxy I hope you don't mind me call you that, the first step toward your recovery is to firstly stop telling your neighbours that those high pitched screeching sounds are a result of you engaging in a vigorous sex life, they aren't idiots! the second step will have to wait till you receive the email I sent you where you waive all your rights to sue me for malpractice.

Babies and Kids crying is meant to be annoying. I have no doubt this is an evolution thing, in order for an adult to go an help the young when they can't communicate and to stop the annoying pitch in your head.

Imaging if crying was soothing and you fell asleep whilst the child is on fire in the next room

I actually do like kids.

I love kids, I just hate the stupid parents that choose not to raise their kids properly.

That's great. I've wanted to be a  nursery teacher a few times.

It is pretty fun. There are some kids I don't even teach that wait outside my class for me just because they want to play with my dinosaur plushies. I have a pink T-Rex and a blue Triceratops at the moment