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mjk45 said:

Salnax said:

Kids are loud, make high pitched screeching noises, are messy, and rarely understand my sophisticated sense of humor.

Yeah, I like them.

I must say am delighted to now be able to put that $5.00 Psychology diploma that I ordered from the back of a cereal box to good use. So this is a big fuck you to all those who insinuated that I bought I mean earned my diploma thinking Physiology and Psychology are the same thing and I would never get to practice the psychotic arts. now that off my chest.

Dear client: What you are really trying to say is my name is Salnax and we Salnax's are loud make high pitched screeching noises are messy and have a sense of humour that makes dumb dad jokes seem like an art form, now dear naxy I hope you don't mind me call you that, the first step toward your recovery is to firstly stop telling your neighbours that those high pitched screeching sounds are a result of you engaging in a vigorous sex life, they aren't idiots! the second step will have to wait till you receive the email I sent you where you waive all your rights to sue me for malpractice.

I actually do like kids.