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Cerebralbore101 said:
CaptainExplosion said:

Could this be the real reason Nintendo doesn't have many fans in Australia?

I don't think that's real. CGI like that shouldn't have been available in 1987.

Yes it was. The first CGI in film was Westworld in 1973. Tron came out in 1982. Nearly all special effects from the 1984 film The Last Starfighter was CGI. Star Trek TNG had some CGI like the crystalline entity. Star Trek IV 1986 had CGI renders of the crew's heads. A number of other films as well did that decade. Dire Straits Money for Nothing music video 1985. Flight of the Navigator 1986 had a morphing space ship.

If you want a real trip. Check out Young Sherlock Holmes 1985 Stained Glass Knight. A knight from Stained Glass comes to life and kills a preacher. CGI.

Last edited by Leynos - on 16 May 2020

Bite my shiny metal cockpit!

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Leynos said:
Cerebralbore101 said:

I don't think that's real. CGI like that shouldn't have been available in 1987.

Yes it was. The first CGI in film was Westworld in 1973. Tron came out in 1982. Nearly all special effects from the 1984 film The Last Starfighter was CGI. Star Trek TNG had some CGI like the crystalline entity. Star Trek IV 1986 had CGI renders of the crew's heads. A number of other films as well did that decade. Dire Straits Money for Nothing music video 1985. Flight of the Navigator 1986 had a morphing space ship.

If you want a real trip. Check out Young Sherlock Holmes 1985 Stained Glass Knight. A knight from Stained Glass comes to life and kills a preacher. CGI.

Wow. I wonder what kind of computers they used for that in the 80's. Had to have been something a hell of a lot more powerful than consumer grade computers. That's really damned impressive!





Cerebralbore101 said:
Leynos said:

Yes it was. The first CGI in film was Westworld in 1973. Tron came out in 1982. Nearly all special effects from the 1984 film The Last Starfighter was CGI. Star Trek TNG had some CGI like the crystalline entity. Star Trek IV 1986 had CGI renders of the crew's heads. A number of other films as well did that decade. Dire Straits Money for Nothing music video 1985. Flight of the Navigator 1986 had a morphing space ship.

If you want a real trip. Check out Young Sherlock Holmes 1985 Stained Glass Knight. A knight from Stained Glass comes to life and kills a preacher. CGI.

Wow. I wonder what kind of computers they used for that in the 80's. Had to have been something a hell of a lot more powerful than consumer grade computers. That's really damned impressive!

I don't have extensive knowledge of supercomputers of the era but I know of a couple. The Bosh and the Cray series. Cray computer was used for Tron.  Back then CGI was custom software unique to that computer and programmer I believe.

 64bit CPU at 80MHZ 9MB of Ram.  300MB of Storage. 160MFLOPS in 1975. I think it was the first to do vector processors. Think of it as the great great great grand daddy to the Cell in PS3 CPU lol



Bite my shiny metal cockpit!

At one time, now-defunct publisher Acclaim was offering to pay families to advertise Shadow Man 2 on a deceased loved one's headstone.



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Cerebralbore101 said:
CaptainExplosion said:

Could this be the real reason Nintendo doesn't have many fans in Australia?

I don't think that's real. CGI like that shouldn't have been available in 1987.

That is not CGI. That's the demons of hell boasting about their invincible armies. They just happen to like the NES.



You know it deserves the GOTY.

Come join The 2018 Obscure Game Monthly Review Thread.

This has to be up there.



There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'

RolStoppable said:
Veknoid_Outcast said:

This one is pretty bad:

Straight from the Al Bundy playbook: "If God had wanted that women play bowling, he would have put their breasts on their back!"

There's some of interesting stuff in this thread, but none more so than you quoting Al Bundy.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."

SanAndreasX said:

I think that one wins. It doesn't even make sense as an analogy for always online, at least not a good one.



Lifetime Sales Predictions 

Switch: 151 million (was 73, then 96, then 113 million, then 125 million, then 144 million)

PS5: 115 million (was 105 million) Xbox Series S/X: 57 million (was 60 million, then 67 million)

PS4: 120 mil (was 100 then 130 million, then 122 million) Xbox One: 51 mil (was 50 then 55 mil)

3DS: 75.5 mil (was 73, then 77 million)

"Let go your earthly tether, enter the void, empty and become wind." - Guru Laghima

Trying to make Yoshi's Story, obviously a kids game, look cool to teenagers was probably not the smartest idea.

Wtf is this even. Bizarre, uncomfortable, no message, nothing.