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It will be called XBox Two.



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But will it run Crysis 4 at 1440p/120FPS?



                
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Soundwave said:
It will be called XBox Two.

No, it will be called Xbox Zero

Like in zero degrees! get it? huh? get it?  



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

nanarchy said:
The best April fools jokes require enough plausibility to leave people unsure as to whether it is a joke or not, as such this one fails.

COME ON!!!

"to take advantage of the advantage", "the androgynous source revealed", "[liquid nitro re-fills included in] new XBL full-service plan", ""parity" mode"!? That's pure gold!



jlmurph2 said:
Sorry but I can't believe anything I read today. This is the WORST day to try and put out information.

It's the best day to put out information.

04/01 --> 4 - 1 = 3

Half Life 3 confirmed!



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I hate this day so much.



Too unrealistic to fool anyone. A series of tubes for Liquid Nitrogen to overclock the Xbox one ? Its implausible because short of a few labs nobody will have an infinite supply of liquid nitrogen to constantly cool down a Videogames console while playing.

Should have said rumor second chip sold seperatly in a small case for 199 Dollar and basically crossfire the Xbone. Or something...



'The androgynous source'

lol



If you put "Rumour" in the thread title it must mean it's not an April Fools thread. Which means the rumour is definitely true. OMG! Uber Mega Ton incoming!



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Where this post fails owing to its unrealistic story, it succeeds immensely in the hilarity department.



Xbox 360 and Xbox One

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