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3sexty said:
Where this post fails owing to its unrealistic story, it succeeds immensely in the hilarity department.


Yeah its hilarious just not going to fool anyone.



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duduspace11 "Well, since we are estimating costs, Pokemon Red/Blue did cost Nintendo about $50m to make back in 1996"

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=8808363

Mr Puggsly: "Hehe, I said good profit. You said big profit. Frankly, not losing money is what I meant by good. Don't get hung up on semantics"

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=9008994

Azzanation: "PS5 wouldn't sold out at launch without scalpers."

Porcupine_I said:

A Microsoft Insider revealed today that Microsoft is working on a upgrade kit to give the Xbox One twice the power.

"It will be a simple series of tubes that you can install yourself and that will cool the inside with liquid nitrogen to prevent damage from the overclocking most of the vital parts rto achieve the desired boost"

All future consoles will come pre-installed with the cooling system, but a liquid nitrogen cartridge will be required to take advantage of the advantage.

"One fill should last about two weeks to a month, depending on your gaming habits" the androgynous source revealed, with a rumored price of about $15 for a refill. But it seems Microsoft is also planning to implement regular refills into a new XBL full-service plan.

All future games will still work with the original Xbox One, but they will now have a seperate "paritiy" mode that will allow gaming at higher resolutions and frame rates. A mode that will also be patched into select past Xbox One titles.

 

 

 

MISTER X MEDIA will be having orgasms after reading this!



PS4 is doomed now lol



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the2real4mafol said:
PS4 is doomed now lol

There is still liquid hydrogen, it's even colder



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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What's so funny about this is it's not that far off what some people would actually believe with regards to x1 performance magically improving.



That has to be the worst attempt at an April Fool's joke I've ever seen.

"A series of tubes".... lol. Classic



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Apri - oh forget it



What's worse is the aftermath. I'm hoping the mods are saving these threads, so they can lock them later.



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These tubes, are they like the tubes internet is made of? if yes, this could mean a lot of cloud power potential boost as well.