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chocoloco said:
Ps3 said:
 


Meaningful? He will never find anything meaningful. He is a nobody. Men like him should carry children.

It surly was meaningful for him to blow his load in Taylor and then quickly move on to some other hottie. Thankfully, Taylor's DNA did not mix with that of no talent.


Actually, she told him good bye. Nice try.. and his dick didn't go nowhere near her. She has too much class for a smelly slob sexist dirtbag like him.



 

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Thats alittle ridiculous. Its the natural order of things. Get over it.Trust me being a guy and always being horny is not are fault and its not fun. I think about sex everyday and Im horny everyday. A mans organs are on the outside which makes it worse. Trust me being a guy is not that easy either. Females have children but also can have multiple orgasms a guy cannot. So women pay the price for having better sex. Theres no way a guy can have 8 or 10 orgasms in one sitting or in a row. Once a guy(not gay men) orgasms ( ejaculate/gets off what have you) he has to wait before he can go again. In some cases he can go 2 or 3 or 4 times but rarely in a row without stopping. No way he can orgasm or ejaculate 10 times while having sex without stopping with one person, impossible. Women have that over men. I made a women go off ten times and she was like omg that was great,. Guys have no clue what there talking about or feeling. Dont get me wrong its great for us men to but orgasms Ive seen a women have them and I definately dont have orgasms or whatever like a women does. So be happy your a women and enjoy the sex.



Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
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man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.


Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful

Meaningful? So playing girls dirty and being a outright jerkoff is okay? He will never find anybody ever.. Plus, he's a nobody.


He told me that he dumped Taylor because she had some really fucked up sexual fetishes. Apparently she enjoyed him steam-rolling his feces on her belly while he tied her up and fucked her. His words, not mine. In the end he left her because he was looking for a relationship that was more meaningful and contained less fucked up kinky sex



Okay, this guy is kinda creepy...and annoying.



Play4Fun said:
Okay, this guy is kinda creepy...and annoying.


"Maybe next time you'll come into a thread to discuss the actual topic-"



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jayson1 said:
Thats alittle ridiculous. Its the natural order of things. Get over it.Trust me being a guy and always being horny is not are fault and its not fun. I think about sex everyday and Im horny everyday. A mans organs are on the outside which makes it worse. Trust me being a guy is not that easy either. Females have children but also can have multiple orgasms a guy cannot. So women pay the price for having better sex. Theres no way a guy can have 8 or 10 orgasms in one sitting or in a row. Once a guy(not gay men) orgasms ( ejaculate/gets off what have you) he has to wait before he can go again. In some cases he can go 2 or 3 or 4 times but rarely in a row without stopping. No way he can orgasm or ejaculate 10 times while having sex without stopping with one person, impossible. Women have that over men. I made a women go off ten times and she was like omg that was great,. Guys have no clue what there talking about or feeling. Dont get me wrong its great for us men to but orgasms Ive seen a women have them and I definately dont have orgasms or whatever like a women does. So be happy your a women and enjoy the sex.

I'm not a woman.. I just happen to be extremely unsexist.



 

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Play4Fun said:
Okay, this guy is kinda creepy...and annoying.


Okay, I've heard this one before. Let me guess, if I made a thread saying "WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN" it would get rave reviews.



 

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Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.

She phoned you up and told you herself did she?

I wouldn't believe a word she says, her snatch is unrecognisable.



Throws up at the thought of a man having a child. Where would it come out at the ass?



NobleTeam360 said:
Throws up at the thought of a man having a child. Where would it come out at the ass?

Caesarean section



 

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