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Using technology to make people do things, that couldn't possibly go wrong.......

Anyway, nature says so, long before there were humans and such things as 'rights' and fairness. If you don't want to go through that nonsense, there's a magical way of making sure you don't have to.



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Men carrying children could be awersome in videogames.

Easy multikills in FPS games, or imagine Kratos stabbing somebody in the guts, QTE, then BOOM! extra red orbs.



Bah. This thread is a troll right??

I can't even begin to tell you Ps3 that what you're suggesting is just fundamentally impossible.

1. Womens design by nature is be able to carry and birth babies (The same going for most other animalls -- (Minus asexual, and the few males that can).

2. Even if men could, they do not produce the right hormones.

3. How the hell would a male even birth it? The vagina is made to stretch itself and expand, the Penis is made to become erect.

If males could have babies, genetically it would end up looking like this...



How about no? I don't want to give birth, the hell would I give birth out of my weener hole??



           

We should make technology to give women penises and then kick them between their legs. Hard.



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Hm. Interesting. You know what? Maybe we should switch over, see how men like the discomfort of childbirth.

Of course, women would lose the things that go along with being the childbearing sex. No more "women and children first" on a sinking ship. Women would be sent into combat, and start taking dangerous jobs, too. You know those guys who died in the Batman theater shooting because they were protecting their significant other? That's hardwired in to protect the ability of the species to reproduce. If both sexes can have children, then that would have to go away. The instinct to protect women would be replaced by the instinct for self-preservation.

What you propose would completely change our society, but it would be interesting. Are you sure that most women want to sign up for these changes, though?



If they can invent technology that allows sex dolls to carry babies to term then women will become truly obsolete.



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man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.



 

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Slimebeast said:
Who is Taylor Swift? Is it an actor or pop artict?


The highest selling female act currently, number 1 singles, millions of albums sold, tons of grammys. She has the talent crossed between Freddy Mercury and John Lennon, except she's much much better.



 

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Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars