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man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.



 

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Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 



man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?



 

Reputation proceeds me, they told you I'm crazy, I swear I don't love the drama it loves me <3

BUY TAYLOR'S NEW ALBUM REPUTATION!!

Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever



man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.



 

Reputation proceeds me, they told you I'm crazy, I swear I don't love the drama it loves me <3

BUY TAYLOR'S NEW ALBUM REPUTATION!!

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Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.


Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful



man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.


Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful


Meaningful? He will never find anything meaningful. He is a nobody. Men like him should carry children.



 

Reputation proceeds me, they told you I'm crazy, I swear I don't love the drama it loves me <3

BUY TAYLOR'S NEW ALBUM REPUTATION!!

man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.


Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful

Meaningful? So playing girls dirty and being a outright jerkoff is okay? He will never find anybody ever.. Plus, he's a nobody.



 

Reputation proceeds me, they told you I'm crazy, I swear I don't love the drama it loves me <3

BUY TAYLOR'S NEW ALBUM REPUTATION!!

Ps3 said:
 


Meaningful? He will never find anything meaningful. He is a nobody. Men like him should carry children.

It surly was meaningful for him to blow his load in Taylor and then quickly move on to some other hottie. Thankfully, Taylor's DNA did not mix with that of no talent.



it would be too costly and would require complex procedures and all that for billions of men.......just no.....never