Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said: If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it? |
If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.
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Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars
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So? She still has her hymen attached.
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No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds
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Proof?
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John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever
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John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.
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Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful