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Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
Ps3 said:
man-bear-pig said:
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man-bear-pig said:
If Taylor swift asked you if she could put her and one of her many one night stands baby's into your bladder for nine months and then give birth to it through your urethra, would you do it?


If science allowed me to, then yes, but Taylor is a virgin, so that can't happen yet.


Taylor's had more dicks than most pornstars

So? She still has her hymen attached.


No it isn't. Her hymen is torn to shreds 


Proof?


John Mayer told me. He said it was like sticking his dick in the Grand Canyon...no grip whatsoever


John Mayor is a lowlife sexist pig. They weren't even seriously dating.


Yeah, he also told me it wasn't serious. Apparently Taylor was just looking for a fuck buddy, but he was looking for something more meaningful

Meaningful? So playing girls dirty and being a outright jerkoff is okay? He will never find anybody ever.. Plus, he's a nobody.


He told me that he dumped Taylor because she had some really fucked up sexual fetishes. Apparently she enjoyed him steam-rolling his feces on her belly while he tied her up and fucked her. His words, not mine. In the end he left her because he was looking for a relationship that was more meaningful and contained less fucked up kinky sex