Fractured my spine in 3 places which has left my L2 33% crushed.
Broke my right foot twice
Broke collar bone twice
and torn ligaments in my knee
Stabbed in leg and had a bad burn from a motorbike near that same spot on my leg.

I broke my humerus almost 2 years ago and i needed the surgery, this photo is 4 days after it. I also broke my wrist from the same arm when i was 12 (12 years ago) also needed the surgery, i have other 2 scars in my left wrist.

Actually, my left arm now its like reconstructed. I currently have a plate and 7 screws in my left humerus.... its like my own "will smith i robots arm" and its the left to, hahaha.

The most important thing, i can play videogames without problems :D

A concussion from playing football.
Another concussion from getting slammed straight on my head from wrestling.
My mother once pulled out my shoulder when I was young, on accident.

I once got a really bad finger cramp whilst playing halo

My testicles were twisted off.

Fortunately, I was too young to remember this.

Ummm... what? O_O

So you don't have balls anymore?

Correct. I have no balls.

My worst injury happened 3 months ago. (I wish I could say it was something cool... But I feel from a tree...)

Pre-OP adjustments:

2 months after

Uhn... oh... are you kidding with me?

Nope. I'm serious. I have no testicles. At all.