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Dgc1808 on 16 January 2010
Gilgamesh said:

- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 

I lol'd hard.



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Mise on 16 January 2010
trashleg said:
wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

Now that's being generous.



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Dgc1808 on 16 January 2010

After watching those Birell commercials, I bookmarked this thread.



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Signalstar on 16 January 2010
nen-suer said:

Only Football should make a man cry

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A big belly never bring shame to a man

 

 

A woman's personality is the last thing a man should be talking about

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Burp helps the man digest

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Chests are nice, but not yours

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If your hair is ugly, remove it

Now I have the sudden urge to drink a cold malt beverage with a bitter aftertaste that only a man can enjoy.



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zuvuyeay on 16 January 2010

always pretend to listen to what she is talking about



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nen-suer on 16 January 2010

- Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response

- If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

- Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

- Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay.

- If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer



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wick on 16 January 2010
trashleg said:
wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

8 minutes?

 

Ah you must be including dinner and foreplay......... whatever the hell that is??



 

 

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adriane23 on 16 January 2010

- If your GF/Wife tries to talk to you during a sports game, you're authorized to temporarily break up with her for the duration of the game......unless she brings snacks.



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trashleg on 16 January 2010
wick said:
trashleg said:
wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

8 minutes?

 

Ah you must be including dinner and foreplay......... whatever the hell that is??

excuse me, mister.

if i spend 3 hours making you an awesome dinner of skewered pork kebabs, you will sit there and ENJOY THEM. and you will give me exactly what i beg for before you even get a chance to get what you want.

so there.



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wick on 16 January 2010
trashleg said:
wick said:
trashleg said:
wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

8 minutes?

 

Ah you must be including dinner and foreplay......... whatever the hell that is??

excuse me, mister.

if i spend 3 hours making you an awesome dinner of skewered pork kebabs, you will sit there and ENJOY THEM. and you will give me exactly what i beg for before you even get a chance to get what you want.

so there.

lol fair enough.

You obviously know the best way to a mans heart.............. His stomach!



 

 

        Wii FC: 6440 8298 7583 0720   XBOX GT: WICK1978               PSN: its_the_wick   3DS: 1676-3747-7846                                          Nintendo Network: its-the-wick

Systems I've owned: Atari 2600, NES, SNES, GBColor, N64, Gamecube, PS2, Xbox, GBAdvance, DSlite, PSP, Wii, Xbox360, PS3, 3DS, PSVita, PS4, 3DS XL, Wii U

The best quote I've seen this year:

Angelus said: I'm a moron