The Guy Code

[Dgc1808]

Gilgamesh said:

- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 

I lol'd hard.