The Guy Code

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- Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response

- If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

- Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

- Unlocking a car door for another man is polite. Opening it is gay.

- If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer