The Guy Code

[trashleg]

wick said:

trashleg said:

wick said:
Do not talk to a woman on the telephone for longer than you could have sex with her.

so for most guys on here that would be what, 8 minutes?

8 minutes?

 

Ah you must be including dinner and foreplay......... whatever the hell that is??

excuse me, mister.

if i spend 3 hours making you an awesome dinner of skewered pork kebabs, you will sit there and ENJOY THEM. and you will give me exactly what i beg for before you even get a chance to get what you want.

so there.