Everything that is wrong with the review system is present in this review. What a pile of fanboy drivel.

Can't wait for VGChartz's review.

(Actually, I just bought it on a whim! Wish me luck.)

This stuff is seriously getting out of hand. Has any console in history been as universally hated by the gaming media as the Wii?

wow..i understand if you hate the game for being old and not as pretty and what not but .."wiimote sucks for fps's??seriously????
...at the other hand, much more reputable Nintendo Power gave it a 9.0.Another 9.0 for Reflex.Imo,well deserved!

virtual boy?

I wonder if this guy has ever handled a real gun. It doesn't stay perfectly still, the aiming moves around whenever your hands move, just like the Wii remote does.

And that makes the Wii remote bad?

All 3 of my Minds have been blown.

Unless it involves two analog sticks it ain't hardcore good enough.

I was thinking the same thing. Seems odd they have this guy reviewing a Wii title, it doesn't sound like he's aware this is how the Wii works.

So sofar gamespot have said the controls for Metroid Prime Trilogy suck, The Controls for the conduit suck, and the controls for this suck too.

LMFAO, that's all I can do about this review, its so terrible, that I simply cannot fathom a way to hate on it that is not an Angry Video Game Nerd style response. I read the first sentence, flinched from it being so stupid it killed some brain cells, then started laughing and couldn't force myself to actually read into it, only skim for a few other tid bits.

Like I took some issues with IGNs review, which better written, and less deceptive. And yet it still lacked a lot of integrity, that's saying a lot!.

Honestly... I don't know what to say... I'm speechless here... it's the exact same game they gave 9s to 2 years ago, it's a full port, lacking local multiplayer and gaining a minor co-op mode, I could highly understand counting off for the lack of splitscreen, but these guys aren't even really addressing that, they're simply counting off for absurd stupid shit that isn't even truthful, I mean does the Treyarch dev need to go to every review site and fact check them like they did IGNs review?

If you want to see my AVGN style rant I told wfz here it is:

"this review sucks so much shit that it makes my brain bleed out my ass, it's so terrible that I'd rather a goat deficate in my mouth while a donkey rapes my ear, it's such a piece of stupid fuck that it gives brain cancer to starving children of Africa"