LMFAO, that's all I can do about this review, its so terrible, that I simply cannot fathom a way to hate on it that is not an Angry Video Game Nerd style response. I read the first sentence, flinched from it being so stupid it killed some brain cells, then started laughing and couldn't force myself to actually read into it, only skim for a few other tid bits.
Like I took some issues with IGNs review, which better written, and less deceptive. And yet it still lacked a lot of integrity, that's saying a lot!.
Honestly... I don't know what to say... I'm speechless here... it's the exact same game they gave 9s to 2 years ago, it's a full port, lacking local multiplayer and gaining a minor co-op mode, I could highly understand counting off for the lack of splitscreen, but these guys aren't even really addressing that, they're simply counting off for absurd stupid shit that isn't even truthful, I mean does the Treyarch dev need to go to every review site and fact check them like they did IGNs review?
If you want to see my AVGN style rant I told wfz here it is:
"this review sucks so much shit that it makes my brain bleed out my ass, it's so terrible that I'd rather a goat deficate in my mouth while a donkey rapes my ear, it's such a piece of stupid fuck that it gives brain cancer to starving children of Africa"
MaxwellGT2000 - "Does the amount of times you beat it count towards how hardcore you are?"
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