lol they need 2 check their spellingz

hay alex do U like playing gamez b/c i play cs, thx? lollers

HERE is an interesting quote from urbandictionary.com

That is hilarious!  I like also how it's wrong behind her multiple times as well as the big sign!

Paris Hilton, "like", "whatevah" "beyotch" and other non-words. (1337 is actually fine by me, as long as it is used funny..) 

1. @Naznatips: Why is there an "@" at the beginning of the name? I under stand (not understand) that "@" means "at." But really, do we need such as awkward symbol, to symbolise such a useless, short word, like "at?" I mean, what's that line that's growing out of the "a's," and curls over its head? Why are there no symbols for any other letters, like "the," "a," "okay," "yes," "or," or "no?" Well, "okay," "yes," and "no," get shitty abbreviations ("ok," "y," and "n") while the royal asshole, "at," thinks it's too good for an abbreviation, so it gets a fucking symbol of its own. What kind of bull crap is this? Anyways, why "@Natnatips?" Who not, "This is a response to Naznatips?" Is it not more professional?

2. 1337: That just doesn't make any sense. What kind of word are those numbers trying to imitate. Those numbers are idiots, who do they think they are? Do those numbers think they're letters? Seriously, those numbers need to seek medical help, because they think they're letters. Dumb asses (why is there a "b" at the end of "dumb," and why is are there two "s's" in "asses?")

3. CAPITALS: Seriously, it's impossible to shout in writing, since writing is "vision" language, and not "sound" language, so why bother with "CAPITALS?" It's bull shit. You're not shouting, you're just taking up more room with those fat ass letters, and making paragraphs look like utter crap. Capitals should only exist at the beginning of a sentence, at the beginning of names, and a few other cases, not taken for granted, and used repetetively, to replace a lack of vocabulary.

The truth is, most everything pisses me off to some degree, especially every single word that exists!

Sayed: You mean "said." Whether any word is spelled correctly or not, it will still piss me off, either way.

Bytheway: Yes, glue the words together, for they will become more important! Not...

Hypermegahypocrite: Even if there were spaces between those words, the sentence would be awkward enough to piss me off.

And what's with the :) symbols? Do you really need to express emotions in forms of pictures, when you easily do so in words? Does it even serve a purpose, other than to satisfy you, more than the reader? I'm sure those symbols could have been replaced with more satisfying words. We don't even need any symbols, for there are too many words in the English language, as is. In the case of your sentence, instead of writing the :), you could have written, "I'm just joking," or some thing (not something) like that. Those damn symbols make me :(.

Put another shrimp on the barbie: That must be the most, extreme, random sentence, I have ever read. Is "barbie," supposed to be your own, made up, messed up, abbreviation for "barbecue?" Because when I read it, I don't think of a barbecue at all, I think of that plastic, slut, "Barbie." Your messed up, abbreviation, coincidentally, became a word (or in this case, a name) by itself. Sorry, but why would you put a shrimp on a plastic doll? Even if you took the "barbie" as a barbecue, and not a plastic doll, the sentence still means nothing. In fact, I'm going to make my own, pathetic phrases:

It pinches the blue fur off of Grover

It's as fast as a flying penguin

On the hot tip of the iceburg

It threw the dime in the fiddle

Better than shampoo on a carpet

It threw the mirror at the monkey

Slaps the canine in the rear

What do all of these phrases mean? Nothing! What does "it puts the shrimp on the barbie" mean? Nothing. Any messed up phrase, like "it came out of the blue," or "on cloud 9," or "hit the road," all mean nothing. They don't make sense. The word "expression" should not exist, because the word really means "cow shit." I don't want to read any of these silly phrases ever again, because they are expression (or cow shit)!

Grrr: Please... It is not even a word.

Irregardless.

Guys. Please. Make it stop. 

Ya, itz to mucj too handel

Lulz: Are you serious? First, they chose the most annoying phrase ever, "laugh out loud," abbreviated it to "L.O.L.," removed the periods ("LOL"), turned all of the letters into lower case letters ("lol"), capitalised the first letter ("Lol"), changed the "o" into a "u" ("Lul"), and finally add a "z" at the end ("Lulz"). I am insulted...