| El Duderino said: No offence is another big one. Some people think they could go to the Queen of England and say: "No offence but your an ugly old witch." Do you really think ugly old witch in not offensive because you sayed "no offence", well you sir are a hypocrite. No offence. I bytheway (sorry for this a.l.e.x59) am a hypermegahypocrite :) |
Sayed: You mean "said." Whether any word is spelled correctly or not, it will still piss me off, either way.
Bytheway: Yes, glue the words together, for they will become more important! Not...
Hypermegahypocrite: Even if there were spaces between those words, the sentence would be awkward enough to piss me off.
And what's with the :) symbols? Do you really need to express emotions in forms of pictures, when you easily do so in words? Does it even serve a purpose, other than to satisfy you, more than the reader? I'm sure those symbols could have been replaced with more satisfying words. We don't even need any symbols, for there are too many words in the English language, as is. In the case of your sentence, instead of writing the :), you could have written, "I'm just joking," or some thing (not something) like that. Those damn symbols make me :(.
