Words or phrases that piss you off.

[a.l.e.x59]

dtewi said:
I am afraid I have to correct your atrocious grammar Alexander.

1. How come there is only one "r," "e," and "a?", it should be "a"?.

2. did not get pissed of "now". You sai pissed of now, you meant to say pissed off now.

I need to punish you for being so horrible at grammar. Correct the following phrase:

YAYYAY teh super seeweed grow in thee tippy top ov te gr0l_lnd. Butte alex walex deedn't know cuz hes SUPER DUPER r374rd3d! duh doo dun WEE!

YAYYAY: Why all the capitals? Do you think you're a bigger man when you type in all capitals? And why are there twice as many "Y's" as there are "A's?" Y do you like "Y" more than you like A "A?" Is "Y" extra special or something? The entire word is a complete mess, and it's only made up of two letters.

Teh: Since when are spelling mistakes cool? Amm eye kool noww? No, I am not! When you make stupid spelling mistakes like that, all you imply is that you are too stupid to know how to spell correctly. Do you know how badly I wanted to switch the "e" and the "h" with each other? Please, edit your post! It's an abomination to the English language!

Seeweed: More like "seaweed." There are enough "e's" in "seaweed" already. There doesn't need to be any more. Wow, you must really hate the letter "a."

Thee: Sorry, "Old English" was many years ago. Even so, it still looks retarded.       

Tippy Top" Remind me of "Tip Top" from Diddy Kong Racing. Why are you dissing the turtle now? Even so, "tippy" makes no sense.

Ov: Just because the "f" in "of" is more like a "v," doesn't mean that it is. It's a spelling mistake, which pisses me off. Even if the word was spelled correctly, it would still piss me off, because that stupid "f" makes a "v" sound. As it stands, you found a pretty messed up abbreviation for "olive." Although, some abbreviations, such as "avvie," "da," and "yo" (is "yo" even an abbreviation? I don't even think it means anything) are worse. Imagine... "Ov Oil?"

Te: As in "tea? Sorry, you forgot the "a." One thing I can't stand is when abbreviations drop the last few letters of the word. Like "glo," which is abbreviated from "glow." Stick that "w" back behind "glow's" ass! And stick that "a" back behind "tea's" ass. Seriously, you don't need to abbreviate three-letter words, for they are short enough already!

gr0l_lnd: Seriously, do you want me to write an entire paragraph on this piece of shit?

Butte: Looks like a messed up abbreviation for "butler." Before, I complained about the missing "a" in "tea," but in this case, it's the total opposite. "But" does not have a "te" at the end. Now rip that "tail" off of "But's" butt!

Walex: Sounds like a good name for a whale, except it's missing the "h." Don't "walex" me, don't "walex" the whale, don't "walex" the wax, and don't "walex" the English library, because the truth is, "walex" means nothing!

Deedn't" You really like the letter "e," don't you? Sorry, but "deedn't" is an even worse abbreviation for "did not," than "didn't."

Cuz: I'm not your cousin, and "cuz," is the laziest way of writing "because," next to "uz." I mean, since when is there even a "z" in "because?"

Hes: It's bad enough that it's an abbreviation, but missing the comma is just a sin!

SUPER: All capitals.

DUPER: All capitals. Makes no sense. Exists only to rhyme with "super," which super sucks!

r374r3d3: This is what you get when R2D2, and the number "3" make a baby. Pretty r374r3d3, isn't it?

Duh: Not even a word.

Doo: Baby word. Also, too close to the word "poo." Have you ever heard of Winnie-the-Doo? No...

Dun: Am I dun yet? No, I am not "done" yet!

WEE: Did you just buy the Nintendo Wii? Is that why you're so excited?