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The field of business analysis needs a "clown" like Patcher. For our mental health, we need jokes in the time of COVID-19 pandemic.



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mutantsushi said:
JWeinCom said:
I think we have to just stop paying this dude any mind.

I agree, just saying that isn't enough. He is reposted as much as he is because he WORKS as clickbait.
Supposedly Mod staff wants to increase quality and engagement,
well Pachter clickbait is not how to that the good way, and I doubt it the bad way even works in long term,
since it is just wallowing in the bottom of the barrel muck along with everyother clickbait scam site out there.

If VGChartz cannot do the right thing and ban him from articles and thread topics,
Maybe we ourselves can do the right thing... And just not ever click those articles are participate in threads.
I will repost this message in the next 4 Pachter stories/threads I see, but after that NOTHING.
He isn't worth the oxygen he breathes, he isn't worth the time to laugh at what a piece of shit he is.

COMMIT TO THE NO PACHTER PROMISE

Well, mods have no control over articles that are posted. Completely outside of our purview. 

As for threads, that's not entirely our call either. There are rules on topic creation, and we interpret those rules as best we can. We want better quality and engagement, but we can't do that by shutting down any topic we don't like. That would cause more harm than good.  



The Lite is too small, I'd never trade it for the regular Switch, which is perfect as it is.



My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first. 

I think he's trying to make up a new crazy statement after that Japanese counterpart of his suggested Nintendo should buy Roblox for more than Microsoft bought Bethesda.



The Democratic Nintendo fan....is that a paradox? I'm fond of one of the more conservative companies in the industry, but I vote Liberally and view myself that way 90% of the time?

Now I understand why he's called an analyst... it's because he's pulling his things straight out of his ass.

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Bofferbrauer2 said:

Now I understand why he's called an analyst... it's because he's pulling his things straight out of his ass.

Not bad, not bad. 



My bet with The_Liquid_Laser: I think the Switch won't surpass the PS2 as the best selling system of all time. If it does, I'll play a game of a list that The_Liquid_Laser will provide, I will have to play it for 50 hours or complete it, whatever comes first. 

If anyone ever comes at me with a "it's my opinion, opinions can't be wrong" I'm using this as my source proving them otherwise.



I find it reassuring to know someone like Pachter can still keep a job, it makes me feel more secure in my own employment, not to mention my own intelligence and competence.

And frankly, I find this take absolutely hilarious, and in these times, couldn't we all use a laugh. I mean seriously, this is probably the dumbest video game opinion I have heard in years. I'm used to shit takes by analysts in this industry but I struggle to think of one sillier than this.

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Get rid of the model selling the most units and keep the lower selling one and he thinks it's Nintendo not being smart?