Jumpin said: Switch is like some big D-bag with a giant **** pulled out to show it off, swinging it around like a drunken cowboy, smacking stuff, breaking lamps and such... Also drinking really bad beer and pouring it all over the place while saying “It ain’t whisky, so who-the-fug cares???” Women are all around pretending they don’t like the show, but can’t stop watching. “Look out! Animal Crossing!” “Remember a couple years ago! Smash!” “Know what time it is? Splatoon!!!!!! Skeet! skeet! skeet!” “Wanna see my legendary Pokémon?” |
I... don't know what to say...