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Jumpin said:
Switch is like some big D-bag with a giant **** pulled out to show it off, swinging it around like a drunken cowboy, smacking stuff, breaking lamps and such... Also drinking really bad beer and pouring it all over the place while saying “It ain’t whisky, so who-the-fug cares???”

Women are all around pretending they don’t like the show, but can’t stop watching.

“Look out! Animal Crossing!”

“Remember a couple years ago! Smash!”

“Know what time it is? Splatoon!!!!!! Skeet! skeet! skeet!”

“Wanna see my legendary Pokémon?”

I... don't know what to say...