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Kirin_gaming said:
Honestly, I don't think you will get many serious responses here.There only are around 10 pc gamers on this site lol...

Maybe it's the incentive they need to upgrade.  Not everyone has money for a graphics card.  But, then, they probably wouldn't couple it with the correct CPU if that were the case... meh...  I don't know.

guiduc said:
FIT_Gamer said:
Poem for my Bae
 
Oh how pungently swee is my OnionBerry,
Cute with charm like Clefairy.

Set my heart ablaze like a Fire Flower,
You are my Mega Star, my ultimate power.
 
Stunning your eyes have lost in deep thought,
Reel me in faster than a Hookshot.
 
You activate my Speed Boost like Sharpedo,
Instantly max out the HP of labido.
 
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny,
Gotta catch my true love that Onion booty.
 


This is... perfection. If I was an Onion you'd win.

You know, you can really tell who actually builds PC around here with compliments like that.

I'm going to enter tomorrow when i get off work in the morning.  Do I need to PM the poem and pic, or just post here in the forums?



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Burning Typhoon said:
Kirin_gaming said:
Honestly, I don't think you will get many serious responses here.There only are around 10 pc gamers on this site lol...

Maybe it's the incentive they need to upgrade.  Not everyone has money for a graphics card.  But, then, they probably wouldn't couple it with the correct CPU if that were the case... meh...  I don't know.

guiduc said:

This is... perfection. If I was an Onion you'd win.

You know, you can really tell who actually builds PC around here with compliments like that.

I'm going to enter tomorrow when i get off work in the morning.  Do I need to PM the poem and pic, or just post here in the forums?

here, I'll read everything.



*Reads title*

*Then reads 2nd rule*

 

 

All jokes aside, this is a very nice and very creative gesture, and I like poetry and wrote a lot for fun, but this feels a bit... weird? I dunno. I can't convey properly what I want to say for this.



Poem for My Bae:

Onion, we go together like Donkey and Diddy

Nana and popo, Ubisoft and Shitty.

I want our lives to flOw on to become forever Entwined  

Odyssey is the best way to describe it, our Journey intertwined

Now I’m probably getting carried away..

 

But get over here, I have a second pad for co-op play

Even a joycon, I’m happy to switch

Red dead, Mario, we’ll stream it on twitch

Remedy for our love there will never be

You can now read each first letter, OnionBerry. 




I wanted to mention booty but oh well. 



PS4(PS5 Soon)and PC gaming

There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'

darkknightkryta said:
BraLoD said:
But I love someone else and I want a Vita D:
So here is my poem:

POEM for my bae

Onionberry, can you gimme a Vita, I'm in need.
'Cause I would want one, instead.
Think, it would also be cheap.

Why ask people for a love poem,
When you already got those, no problem,
Just to watch them riot.

From a Nintendo fangirl to a PlayStation fanboy,
What could bring more joy,
Than life's du jour.

Dancing his fingers to please,
Through Vita's touch screen to release,
A blast of LoD, indeed.

The most sincere love confesion you'll see,
BraLoD's bae has always been it,
The best game ever made, period.

Oh, and I suck at rhymes, dammit.


So, there it is, get in contact with me to ship me a Vita as soon as you read it.
Thanks in advance.

This poem wins hands down.  With that said, can I use it in for my computer assignment for my students?  It'll give a nice WTF for my students when they read into their programs.  Wait never mind, my students might think I'm you and I'll get questions I don't want to answer.

On another note, I don't need a poem to Onionberry's GPU, I need one to her heart dammit!

Go ahead, it'll be a good way to give scores.

Anyone that asks what is LoD gets an automatic 0, anyone that asks what is a Vita gets an automatic 10.



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Very cool gesture OB. Something like this is great for the community

Good luck to all, I don't feel that I've been too active recently to warrant entering. Lucky for you guys cause I'm Irish so my poetry would be bitchin'!



Ok this is my entry.
Ill post a pic of my pc later when i get a chance if thats ok?.

"POEM for my bae"
As i wake from my sleep how long has it been?,
to long to remember it would seem.
A voice tells me to get up so i do! get out of this cave i must in a rush.
I will travel the Wild with a Joypad in hand and Power Glove on,
to open that chest and bring back this master 1080 sword
But a voice still touches my heart like a 1080 slotting into my pc,
OnionBerry after all this time how could this be.
My Triforce is weak but with this gift you make me hard,
and many will come to try win your heart.
As tame them beasts and make my way to this castle,
one last battle i must face.
Legends will tell this tale for years to come,
cos OnionBerry i know me you and that Geforce is the real Triforce.

Short but sweet i hope xD .



I like this thread almost as much as I dislike PC gaming. Tagging.



I assumed it would be a Steam code, and not a new high end graphics card.
That's a pretty big giveaway.
I don't game much on PC so it would be a waste on me, but I'm interested in seeing people's poem contributions.



POEM for my bae

Here is my little entry for you Onionberry, (I am at work so I shall update this post with my PC pic once I get home.)

"OH Onionberry allow me to bequeath my love to you…

From whence I first saw you post at VGCHartz I knew that we were destined to be.  We will an inseparable pair. I will be your Zelda and you my Link.  No enemy shall come between us, not even a zerg rush of nigh unlimited proportions, for this I promise you.

 Dear sweet Onionberry, t’wer  you  ever lost I would find you. To find you, towards the ends of the Earth I shall go. Never stopping, never resting, nothing would deter, not even the words, “Your princess is another castle,” would I despair.  Just like Little Mac I would fight Tyson to get you back, for this I promise you.

All this I will give you and more, ever since my heart raced faster than Super Sonic that day that I read “My Big Butt” and saw the glorious sight of thy posterior exposed, and so I proclaimed, “that’s no moon!” Now of you I ask of just one thing, please pass to me your heart this day, as if to say “It’s Dangerous to Go Alone! Take this,” and I shall be yours now and forever, for this I promise you."

A poem by Raistline

 

*edit, forgot the headline.