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alrightiwill said:
Very cool gesture OB. Something like this is great for the community

Good luck to all, I don't feel that I've been too active recently to warrant entering. Lucky for you guys cause I'm Irish so my poetry would be bitchin'!

just do it



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Finally made it back home to get this up.  This is my piece of crap.  Son is helping me with a build for him and me. (Mainly him)


...to avoid getting banned for inactivity, I may have to resort to comments that are of a lower overall quality and or beneath my moral standards.

Unfortunately, I don't have a PC
only an Alienware laptop with a broken Screen
So no, I wont post a Pictograph for everyone to see
The prize now seems more illusive than Media Molecule's Dream

Oh, praise the sun
I can hit on you now without getting banned
And say how Amiboo are just microtransactions made more fun
Or ask why the hell isnt Sony allowing crossplay I don't understand


I appreciate the gesture to win our hearts
But you already have them because you're probably one of three girls in Vgchartz.



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If you give us another butt pic, maybe I'll see if I can muster up the brain power to write a poem.



LOL - I jut want to see how many married men will sell out their wife for a gfx card haha.

GL ALL



 

 

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Hickory dickory dock
OnionBerry has a mighty fine butt
Look at her show off her struts
The clock struck one
Everyone arrives for the bun
But no one is getting none!
Hickory dickory dock
Our love is not done
We'll all come back at one.



Poem for my bae (The Ballad of the Onion Nights)


On the Dawn of the First Day

I could feel my heart race.

Only the Fire Stingray

Could match its pace.


A secret to everybody,

But for only 72 hours,

For the Switch had ensured

This treasure, would be ours.


A mystery not seen

In the Chartz's 12 long years

The time had come

For the Berry's greatest fears.


As Day Two began

I thought, could it compete?

Was it like Samus or Zelda,

Or sweet Princess Peach?


Or like Mircro Mario,

Was I selling it short?

Could Robot Fiora

Be a better cohort?

 

These visions they danced,

Like Yuna mid-summon.

For one thing was certain,

This loot was uncommon.


As Twilight arrived

on Day Number Three.

I knew the Moon was coming

With Maximum Velocity


Some hid in fear

Of this Gravity Rush

But I calmed them and told them

There's no need to blush.


As the clock struck Midnight

The promise was kept.

From Charterz screens everywhere

OnioinBerry's behind finally lept.


The Legends, the Tales, 

They did it Injustice,

This booty was indeed, 

Like Gods Among Us.

 




fuuuuck. I was originally going to enter but seeing all the great poems, ... and seeing how far into awkwardness you guys would go just to win... jeezus. Well, good luck ;_; 



AngryLittleAlchemist said:

fuuuuck. I was originally going to enter but seeing all the great poems, ... and seeing how far into awkwardness you guys would go just to win... jeezus. Well, good luck ;_; 

If you can't accept your awkward self, you'll never get anywhere in life.

...and I'm not even being dumb, I actually mean it - I think it's a big reason I'm stagnating, for example. I need to be wackier.



mZuzek said:
AngryLittleAlchemist said:

fuuuuck. I was originally going to enter but seeing all the great poems, ... and seeing how far into awkwardness you guys would go just to win... jeezus. Well, good luck ;_; 

If you can't accept your awkward self, you'll never get anywhere in life.

...and I'm not even being dumb, I actually mean it - I think it's a big reason I'm stagnating, for example. I need to be wackier.

Facts. I love being awkward and doing things that make people question me. It's also a great way to get over anxiety. Just do it.