Poem for My Bae:

Onion, we go together like Donkey and Diddy

Nana and popo, Ubisoft and Shitty.

I want our lives to flOw on to become forever Entwined  

Odyssey is the best way to describe it, our Journey intertwined

Now I’m probably getting carried away..

But get over here, I have a second pad for co-op play

Even a joycon, I’m happy to switch

Red dead, Mario, we’ll stream it on twitch

Remedy for our love there will never be

You can now read each first letter, OnionBerry. 

I wanted to mention booty but oh well. 

Very cool gesture OB. Something like this is great for the community

Good luck to all, I don't feel that I've been too active recently to warrant entering. Lucky for you guys cause I'm Irish so my poetry would be bitchin'!

I like this thread almost as much as I dislike PC gaming. Tagging.

POEM for my bae

Here is my little entry for you Onionberry, (I am at work so I shall update this post with my PC pic once I get home.)

"OH Onionberry allow me to bequeath my love to you…

From whence I first saw you post at VGCHartz I knew that we were destined to be.  We will an inseparable pair. I will be your Zelda and you my Link.  No enemy shall come between us, not even a zerg rush of nigh unlimited proportions, for this I promise you.

 Dear sweet Onionberry, t’wer  you  ever lost I would find you. To find you, towards the ends of the Earth I shall go. Never stopping, never resting, nothing would deter, not even the words, “Your princess is another castle,” would I despair.  Just like Little Mac I would fight Tyson to get you back, for this I promise you.

All this I will give you and more, ever since my heart raced faster than Super Sonic that day that I read “My Big Butt” and saw the glorious sight of thy posterior exposed, and so I proclaimed, “that’s no moon!” Now of you I ask of just one thing, please pass to me your heart this day, as if to say “It’s Dangerous to Go Alone! Take this,” and I shall be yours now and forever, for this I promise you."

A poem by Raistline

*edit, forgot the headline.

just do it

Unfortunately, I don't have a PC
only an Alienware laptop with a broken Screen
So no, I wont post a Pictograph for everyone to see
The prize now seems more illusive than Media Molecule's Dream

Oh, praise the sun
I can hit on you now without getting banned
And say how Amiboo are just microtransactions made more fun
Or ask why the hell isnt Sony allowing crossplay I don't understand


I appreciate the gesture to win our hearts
But you already have them because you're probably one of three girls in Vgchartz.

If you give us another butt pic, maybe I'll see if I can muster up the brain power to write a poem.

LOL - I jut want to see how many married men will sell out their wife for a gfx card haha.

GL ALL

Hickory dickory dock
OnionBerry has a mighty fine butt
Look at her show off her struts
The clock struck one
Everyone arrives for the bun
But no one is getting none!
Hickory dickory dock
Our love is not done
We'll all come back at one.