Forums - Gaming Discussion - GTX 1080 TI OnionBerry Giveaway!!

eva01beserk said:
Chrizum said:
Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!

Since Im a boobs guy then it kind of explains why im not into pc gaming

Well PC can have both the Tits and the ass, it's not beholden to one.



               

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But what if I just want more of the booty and the boobs?



onionberry said:

I wanna make you happy! sadly I don't have the resources to buy infinite amount of stuff, but this is my gift to you... IF YOU WIN! 

I'm giving away this beast, this NEW Gigabyte AORUS Gtx 1080 TI could be yours. Sexy <3

 

The rules are SIMPLE:

 

1. post a picture of your PC with your handwritten signature, it doesn't matter if you have a compaq presario but you need to be a PC gamer cause then why would you want this beast? so, post a picture of your game library too (even if you play pong)  <--- Forget this part, I don't want to be annoying.

2. Here's the catch, you need to write a love poem dedicated to me... USING GAMING ANALOGIES :D good luck. (2-3 Paragraphs) 

It doesn't matter if you're from Mars, you can participate (any country) You have until monday to post your poem right here using this headline (POEM for my bae) and I will choose the winner next tuesday 08/15/2017

So yeah, time to be creative :)

Very nice and kind of you, and an excellent idea for a gaming forum too, thank you.   

Don't know yet if I'll participate, tagging for now.



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Poem for my Bae
 
Oh how pungently swee is my OnionBerry,
Cute with charm like Clefairy.

Set my heart ablaze like a Fire Flower,
You are my Mega Star, my ultimate power.
 
Stunning your eyes have lost in deep thought,
Reel me in faster than a Hookshot.
 
You activate my Speed Boost like Sharpedo,
Instantly max out the HP of labido.
 
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny,
Gotta catch my true love that Onion booty.
 




FIT_Gamer said:
Poem for my Bae
 
Oh how pungently swee is my OnionBerry,
Cute with charm like Clefairy.

Set my heart ablaze like a Fire Flower,
You are my Mega Star, my ultimate power.
 
Stunning your eyes have lost in deep thought,
Reel me in faster than a Hookshot.
 
You activate my Speed Boost like Sharpedo,
Instantly max out the HP of labido.
 
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny,
Gotta catch my true love that Onion booty.
 


This is... perfection. If I was an Onion you'd win.



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POEM for my bae

 

oh my love the onionberry.

we never really met,

until you started this bet.

already now you are better than any toothfairy.

 

although I already have a 1060 ti,

I will still keep looking into your eye.

I will let you know my secret,

I will keep looking into this thread frequent

 

never ever I imagened this kind of opportunity,

right in front our own vgchartz community!

I finally can play in 144 fps -

with your generosity delivered by ups.

 

I will not accept a 9, 9, 9

because this precious will be mine!

 

rig photo: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0By5SPvSQKL64MU5xZzdVay14eGc/view?usp=sharing



Burning Typhoon said:
onionberry said:

you can participate if you wanna be a PC gamer

What if we want to be a "better" PC gamer?

yes, if you wanna be a better pc gamer too. even if you're not a hardcore pc gamer but you want to start here! 



guys I'm reading the poems, I'll reserve my opinion but I'm reading :)



Neodegenerate said:
But what if I just want more of the booty and the boobs?

good boy



onionberry said:
Neodegenerate said:
But what if I just want more of the booty and the boobs?

good boy

Good isn't the word I would use, but I will take it.  ;)