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POEM FOR MY BAE

My PS4 Pro already does 4k, it's Ok
they can have the graphic card
I have no interest in that, I wanna win your heart
I don't romance, I'll describe the graphic part
Probably you'll love it, but it might hurt you
cause since I saw that ass, all I want is triforce you
you can have my master sword, it's all yours boo
please stay till Zero Dawn, it's like curfew
you can be my sex box, I can be your playstation
work through your backlog, then we go to vacation
to Donkey Kong Country, you melt the tropical freeze
geez, you're fly like the Donkey Kong bees,
I'm pounding on my chest, girl you make me go ape shit
you're all about bananas, you know better like Dixie
or like Bayonetta, you can lick the lollipop
do it till my health's full, do it till the trophy pops



Game of the year 2017 so far:

5. Resident Evil VII
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
2. Horizon Zero Dawn
1. Super Mario Odyssey

I would love to win this since I'm upgrading my PC soon, but the room my PC is in is a mess currently and I suck at poetry.



Up side: Ten eighty .
Down side: OP can dox me.
Not worth it. Hard Pass.

Here's my haiku.



potato_hamster said:
Up side: Ten eighty .
Down side: OP can dox me.
Not worth it. Hard Pass.

Here's my haiku.

Master piece.



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Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!



BraLoD said:
But I love someone else and I want a Vita D:
So here is my poem:

POEM for my bae

Onionberry, can you gimme a Vita, I'm in need.
'Cause I would want one, instead.
Think, it would also be cheap.

Why ask people for a love poem,
When you already got those, no problem,
Just to watch them riot.

From a Nintendo fangirl to a PlayStation fanboy,
What could bring more joy,
Than life's du jour.

Dancing his fingers to please,
Through Vita's touch screen to release,
A blast of LoD, indeed.

The most sincere love confesion you'll see,
BraLoD's bae has always been it,
The best game ever made, period.

Oh, and I suck at rhymes, dammit.


So, there it is, get in contact with me to ship me a Vita as soon as you read it.
Thanks in advance.

This poem wins hands down.  With that said, can I use it in for my computer assignment for my students?  It'll give a nice WTF for my students when they read into their programs.  Wait never mind, my students might think I'm you and I'll get questions I don't want to answer.

On another note, I don't need a poem to Onionberry's GPU, I need one to her heart dammit!



BraLoD said:
eva01beserk said:
Well Im not a pc gamer but I would like to throw my hat into the ring just for the challenge. If I win you give BradLod the Vita.

Lol, I'm waiting for a LoD poem now xD

Lvl 2 challenge accepted.



It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.

Chrizum said:
Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!

Since Im a boobs guy then it kind of explains why im not into pc gaming



It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.

Tagging. I'm no poet but I'll give it a try.

What rhymes with swiggity swooty?