first: you have my respect for posting this story, what you did takes some courage to do and is better than to simply ignore what you did.
second: I don't really have a advice that could help you, but I would at least give him some time alone (a week or so)--means no visits, no messages to him and don't apologize to him over and over again, give him time to overcome this and then try to make contact with him.
If he makes contact to you first then go for it and in the end ask him what you can do to make up for it if you have a good or great bond nothing to worry about, (if not then you have to look for another person for you to tease.)
but in the end you deserve every bit of insult for you, you see in this thread.
((Edit: if this is a joke I would laugh at you for making a wall of text just for a "nanananana that was a joke lol"))